• Want to be a movie producer? Instant, toil-free access to the film industry? Now’s your chance.

• Cinco De Mayo will be one of the first ever films to be produced by the public. And by public, we mean YOU.

• With your donation (don’t panic - we’re talking as little as £5), you can become a credited film producer, as you help finance the short film Cinco De Mayo.

• Why do we need your help? Well, we need to raise £60,000.

• £60,000? That’s a lot of money. Well, yes it is. You wouldn’t want to carry it around in your back pocket. But film doesn’t come cheap. Once you’ve got your script, scouted your locations, cast your stars, assembled your crew, fed and watered them, got your lights, your camera, your action: then you need to chop it, grade it, lay your sound down, mix your music and wrap it... And, well, you get the picture.

• And once we have our picture it will be available to see through film festivals, the internet and on DVD.

• So far so good. You scratch our backs, we, well what do you get scratched? You get to be a credited film producer, own a fine T shirt and earn free Karma Points, all for one simple payment.

• What could be easier? Click, click, bang, bang.

It’s a long road ahead. Thank you for your support.